Crime Pays

Pixie In Flight
A song about a last resort

Tempo Timone’s song

Pixie In Flight

From my greatbow armed the arrow to the string
All the while she was complaining
Let it loose and it was amazing
The magic she cast down like it was raining

The attack was non-in-un-never-not-ending
Constantly, consistently, continuously offending
Bards heal, Sorcerer’s deal, and Warden’s be defending
objects in motion, stay in motion, so damage will be pending

Blasting them back with a mighty push
All of the army they turned to mush
Blinded by the light, bedazzled by the ray
stunned at the sight, they simply couldn’t stay

The attack was non-in-un-never-not-ending
Constantly, consistently, continuously offending
Bards heal, Sorcerer’s deal, and Warden’s be defending
objects in motion, stay in motion, so damage will be pending

There could never be such a sight
Like that time with my pixie in flight
There could never be such a sight
Like that time with my pixie in flight

Colors they were many as they glittered in their eyes
Arcane magic simply littered the ground from the skies
They all suffered lows while she was soaking up the highs
Soaring at the speed of the arrow while they scattered like flies

The attack was non-in-un-never-not-ending
Constantly, consistently, continuously offending
Bards heal, Sorcerer’s deal, and Warden’s be defending
objects in motion, stay in motion, so damage will be pending

Illiana on the arrow wind blowing through her hair
her attack traveling across the land as she would prepare
the momentum of the attack there was none equal to compare
but when the arrow finally stops it will give her such a scare

The attack was non-in-un-never-not-ending
Constantly, consistently, continuously offending
Bards heal, Sorcerer’s deal, and Warden’s be defending
objects in motion, stay in motion, so damage will be pending

There could never be such a sight
Like that time with my pixie in flight
There could never be such a sight
Like that time with my pixie in flight
There could never be such a sight
Like that time with my pixie in flight

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Ardwen Toldara
How to win a noble's heart

Tempo Timone’s song

Ardwen Toldara

I keep feeling like I’ve fallen into the thralls
Of your love that keeps me wandering these halls
Not knowing what you’re doing now, means that I can’t sleep
I have fallen sick, I feel ill, I know that I’m in deep

I need to know you, more and more.
I can’t keep waiting, I’ll count to four
Ardwen Toldara
There is none more fairer
You have infiltrated my very core
Your love is something I can’t ignore

I’ve been shot, and stabbed and burned
Still I keep falling in love, I haven’t learned
I’ve loved many and seduced more
Everything from a Bogg Mother to a common whore

Still something you have
makes me feel kind
something you do
leaves me chained and in a bind

I need to know you, more and more.
I can’t keep waiting, I’ll count to four
Ardwen Toldara
There is none more fairer
You have infiltrated my very core
Your love is something I can’t ignore

Your love, makes me want to be better
Makes me want to pretend to be nice
Your love I can’t write down or put in a letter
I wish I could be precise

You do something that makes me feel
My chest swells as I ache and reel
I feel terribly ill
I think that’s how I know it’s real

I can’t bare to be apart
To feel the aching in my heart
When death comes there will be no need for despair ya
For I have fallen in love with Ardwen Toldara

I need to know you, more and more.
I can’t keep waiting, I’ll count to four
Ardwen Toldara
There is none more fairer
You have infiltrated my very core
Your love is something I can’t ignore

Your eyes are blue, and your voice is sweet
How can I keep you interested in me
Against you I can’t compete
You are the one who makes me complete

I need to know you, more and more.
I can’t keep waiting, I’ll count to four
Ardwen Toldara
There is none more fairer
You have infiltrated my very core
Your love is something I can’t ignore

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Who Killed the Angel?
Because I sure didn't

Tempo Timone’s song

Who Killed The Angel?

I’ve heard rumors of an angel that has been on the streets
Attacking demons and Teiflings with no sign of defeat
So where did it go this holy crusader
Where did it go this demon Teifling hater

It was ambushing innocents just because of there appearance
Good or bad it made no difference
I have heard that it was trying to force them to extinction
But it killed these Teifling people without any distinction

I’ve heard rumors of an angel that has been on the streets

Attacking demons and Teiflings with no sign of defeat
So where did it go this holy crusader
Is it dead this demon Teifling hater

I have been known to be called a racist
But haven’t we all at one time had to face it
So take these words from this lyracist
How is it fair to be hunted by a supremacist

I’ve heard rumors of an angel that has been on the streets
Attacking demons and Teiflings with no sign of defeat
So where did it go this holy crusader
Is it dead this demon Teifling hater

So who killed this angel out from the sky
I have yet to see it with my own eyes
Did he take a trophy, did he take a prize
Did he announce it to the angel or take it by surprise

I’ve heard rumors of an angel that has been on the streets
Attacking demons and Teiflings with no sign of defeat
So where did it go this holy crusader
Is it dead this demon Teifling hater

What did they do to make themselves victims
They were just born that way
So this angel came down and killed them
Did they have a chance to give their say

In my travels I have seen many people in all
Still each in there own way they can be a criminal
Yet who gives this angel the right to be both judge and jury
It had no right to enact a holy fury

I’ve heard rumors of an angel that has been on the streets
Attacking demons and Teiflings with no sign of defeat
So where did it go this holy crusader
Is it dead this demon Teifling hater

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Mirror Image of the streets
A song about the poor and broken

Tempo Timone’s song

Mirror Image of the Streets

Clothed in a rag
Dirt infecting her skin
People call her a hag
even her kin

People ignore her presence
All they see is mud
Shame and Guilt are her presents
and she’s covered in blood

When you’re walked and trampled on by every passerby
Makes you shed a tear and it makes you cry
When you’re dirty and broken and you admit defeat
That means you’ve become a mirror image of the streets

An Old man
begging at a corner
recently lost his woman
still he mourns her

Not a silver or gold
and he had no copper
her organs he sold
he never considered it improper

When you’re walked and trampled on by every passerby
Makes you shed a tear and it makes you cry
When you’re dirty and broken and you admit defeat
That means you’ve become a mirror image of the streets

A man with offspring
He’s father of five
He is desperate for anything
to keep his kids alive

his kids needed food
they were about to starve
his limbs looked good
so his body he did carve

When you’re walked and trampled on by every passerby
Makes you shed a tear and it makes you cry
When you’re dirty and broken and you admit defeat
That means you’ve become a mirror image of the streets

Young boy working
day and night
his manager is lurking
making sure he does it right

He slaves at his job
and he is unfairly paid
The bosses do rob
and will work him till he’s dead

When you’re walked and trampled on by every passerby
Makes you shed a tear and it makes you cry
When you’re dirty and broken and you admit defeat
That means you’ve become a mirror image of the streets

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Swift Kick
A song about battle

Tempo Timone’s song

Swift Kick

Action, attraction, causing a distraction,
traction, fractions, enemy interactions,
contraction, infraction, causing chain reaction,
All this combat is just satisfaction

Swift Kick as you get right to the point
Here is a tip for you I hope you don’t avoid
This is the end for you, and I’ll run it through
Swift Kick and you are who I will shoot

Action, attraction, causing a distraction,
traction, fractions, enemy interactions,
contraction, infraction, causing chain reaction,
All this combat is just satisfaction

Swift Kick as I knock you to the floor
one more attack and you won’t be here any more
blood from your organs and out from your nose
Swift Kick and you gush blood like a hose

Action, attraction, causing a distraction,
traction, fractions, enemy interactions,
contraction, infraction, causing chain reaction,
All this combat is just satisfaction

The battle rages as I sing on
Out fighters attack under the setting sun
So as our warlord calls out commands
I will do a dance with jazz hands

Swift Kick and keep them in pain
a little poison and they will go insane
These fools will regret that we came
Swift Kick from our warlord who is lame

Action, attraction, causing a distraction,
traction, fractions, enemy interactions,
contraction, infraction, causing chain reaction,
All this combat is just satisfaction

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Just Keep DrInKiNg
A quick drinking song

Tempo Timone’s song

Just Keep Drinking

Just Keep Drinking
Just Keep Drinking
Just Keep Drinking
And stop your thinking

I’ve been blinking
You’ve been winking
Shots I been sinking
beers I been drinking
you’ve been rethinking
this bar is stinking
your morals shrinking
think I’m unthinking
so lets start linking
coin I’m clinking

Just keep drinking
Just keep drinking
Just keep drinking
And stop your thinking

I have this feeling
Like I hit the ceiling
my head is reeling
and now I’m kneeling
pain I’m concealing
so I start stealing
hurt that I’m dealing
and now it’s healing
say I’m appealing
when I’m revealing

Just keep drinking
Just keep drinking
Just keep drinking
and stop your thinking

I have this idea
bring in the new dia
make a song via
all about a rosalia
me eating a tortilla
going to a pizzeria
dating Sophia
Make out with Maria
broke up with Ria
I will see ya

Just Keep Drinking
Just keep Drinking
Just keep drinking
and stop your thinking

Now I’m not sure
everything’s a blur
but that is fur
at least it were
madam or sir
are you he or her
I don’t know if you’re
drunk or pure
if speech not slur
then give me a tour

Just Keep Drinking
Just keep Drinking
Just keep DrInKiNg
and stop your thinking

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Assassin of Athiisar
The best Assassin known

Tempo Timone’s song

Assassin of Athisar

He lurks in shadows with his dagger that is laced
with a sticky icky poison that will be deftly placed
into your body at the instant he desires
your body will feel like it’s engulfed in fires

He will garrote your neck and cut off your head
So stay away all of you undead
the shadows are his weapons his weapons are his tools
his only enemies are soon to be dead fools

He’s fast and thorough you won’t see him strike
He’ll tear you apart so you can feel what that’s like
Then after he’s stabbed you from behind
He will pick your pockets and rob you blind

He will garrote your neck and cut off your head
So stay away all of you undead
the shadows are his weapons his weapons are his tools
his only enemies are soon to be dead fools

Never have you seen an assassin with such finesse
Which weapon he will use, just take a guess
Better watch your back, and you better be wary
If he comes after you it is going to get scary

Is that him over there in the shadows
Or is your mind playing a nasty trick
Did you hear something
Or are you hearing just the clock tick

Just try to kill him, he’s died once before
He just rose from the dead ready for more
You won’t find him in till he wants to be seen
He will make it quick, but not necessarily clean

He will garrote your neck and cut off your head
So stay away all of you undead
the shadows are his weapons his weapons are his tools
his only enemies are soon to be dead fools

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Pixie In My Pocket

Tempo Timone’s song

Pixie In My Pocket

I don’t need a private dancer.
To help me find my answer
I need a cure for this cancer
that infects this heartbroken romancer

So when I am at a loss, for what I want to say
If I make a mistake, it will be my friends that pay
I need to get back on track, I need to find my way,
I reach down into my pocket, and I touch that piece of fey

I don’t need a rabbits foot or a lucky locket
All I really need is a pixie in my pocket
There isn’t anything I can’t do
when I have help from you
yet you don’t have a clue
about what my heart knows is true

I have a special girl
She cares not for diamonds or pearls
She leaves me in a whirl
She is from a whole new world

I have little that I offer, compared to all she provides
I encourage those who suffer, but I can’t stop what’s inside
I attempt to stay stoic, but I need one whom with I confide
I keep my emotions tucked away, when she is by my side

I don’t need a rabbits foot or a lucky locket
All I really need is a pixie in my pocket
There isn’t anything I can’t do
when I have help from you
Yet you don’t have a clue
about what my heart knows is true

Mouse directs to her all his blame
and she never stays the same
She cares not about fame
I will never forget her name

I am tired of this crowd, it gets so hard to hear
the noise it can get so loud, that’s when she whispers in my ear
She has great powers that, makes others quake with fear
And she can make me fly, or make me happy just to see her

I don’t need a rabbits foot or a lucky locket
All I really need is a pixie in my pocket
There isn’t anything I can’t do,
when I have help from you,
Yet you don’t have a clue,
about what my heart knows is true,

She has herself another man
yet for now he isn’t here
why she likes him I don’t understand
but for now she is so near
All the feelings I have towards her
they are muffled by my fear
I don’t want to steal from another
yet I want to be perfectly clear
My friendship I don’t want to bother
but you are who I hold dear
I don’t love you like a brother
but I will never shed a tear

I don’t need a rabbit’s foot or a lucky locket
All I really need is a pixie in my pocket
There isn’t anything I can’t do,
when I have help from you,
yet you don’t have a clue,
about what my heart knows is true.

Her other lover I don’t care for
and she doesn’t talk much about the love they share
Compared to me he is a bore
He’s so busy with work he is rarely there

So coming from an outside perspective
I have only one prime directive
stop being so gorram selective
and just kiss the girl.

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Tempo Timone's songs
Songs distributed by Tempo & other famous bards

These are the songs Tempo has sung to the public. Now he usually sings them to a small audience. Usually the people that enter into his bar or the guild house, or the usual streets where Tempo sets up his fortune telling. These songs then travel from word of mouth. These songs often have meaning within the meaning and Tempo usually does not sing the songs to the person that the song is about. So for example, when Tempo sings about pixies, he usually doesn’t sing those songs to Illiana, or when Tempo sings about nobles, he usually doesn’t sing those songs to their faces. He usually chooses songs diplomatically to appeal to whatever audience Tempo has at the time. It is those that carry his songs further that however spread news of Tempo’s opinions.

These are just the lyrics, the music is still debatable and often being constructed at the last minute. I have a rough idea for the sound of each song but there are no absolutes. Tempo usually sings these accompanied by his lute or songbow, but will sing them acapella or assisted by his brother and Stevie Bowie. If you have any complaints mention them now and Tempo will try to make corrections to his song as soon as possible and get the word out.

999 Angels 1000 Demons

A-Z Already Been Claimed

Always My Avenger

Ardwen Toldara (song)

Assassin of Athiisar

Bag Of Not Holding

Bear Beauty

Buck up

Center of the Background

Demon Eggs

Disguise of Conformity

Fearful Infestation

Icewind Dale Roulette

Icky, Sickly, Sticky, Tricky

If One Is Good then Two is Better

Just Keep Drinking

Mindless Puppets

Mirror Image of the streets

My Constellation

No Escape

Palace of Fortuity

Pardon Warden

Pixie In Flight

Pixie In My Pocket

Polyphon

Protect Me

Scarlet Dogs

Scream

Shadows of Two

Shoes

Stevie Bowie

Stop Stop Stop Stop

Succubus Sucks

Swift Kick

Talking about Nothing

The Mouse Mall

The Pixie Did it

time keeps on changing

Tipsy Pixie

Warbling Weapons

Who Killed the Angel

World in my cup 1

Songs of Corinth Sinatra

Sinatra vs Sunshine

Songs of Maris Siram

FOW CHWITHMATH

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Assault of the Peak

After the party has traveled up the peak, solved riddles and suffered traps, and fought past mechanical beasts of the final gate…

The gate to chronos color by osnotropp

…the party reached the final peak of Dragon Fang.

Gate to dragon fang mountain

Climbing a trail that runs from the right side of the picture, the party is currently traveled past the Castle of Shadow.

Gate   notes

The Castle of Shadow:

“The sun seems to dim; you walk into an early, supernatural twilight. The songs of crickets and night birds sound in the air. Ahead looms a dark castle. Its bricks are grey and black, and its outline is indistinct. It is almost as if the entire building were made of shadow. Nevertheless, there is a distinct solidity to it as well. A set of large doors stands in the outer wall. The doors are ungarded.”

“Beyond the ungarded doors is a flagstone courtyard. Many pillars, their dark shapes reminiscent of flames, stand about; some have thin platforms halfway up their lengths. Several statues and more esoteric sculptures also decorate the area, and the shadows lie thick in the corners. Straight ahead, a drape-shrouded archway leads into the castle.”

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