Crime Pays

Tipsy Pixie

A drunken song about drunken pixie

Tempo Timone’s song

The Tipsy Pixie

Drinking to get lit up, she will ignite on fire
Trying to get lit up, you’ll bust into, flame on
Flying pixie, heat rising only higher
The light weight, will burn you and she, drinks a ton

Drinking to get lit up, she will ignite on fire
Trying to get lit up, you’ll bust into, flame on
Tipsy pixie, heat rising only higher
The light weight, will burn you and she, drinks a ton

Drink straight from the flask, bottle, can
Hotter than an oven, she knows how to serve man
Roasted, toasted, cooked to perfection
Flaming sphere cauterizes the infection

Burn off the alcohol or burn everything in sight
Put alcohol near an open flame and watch the world ignite
Fire, fire, pixie on the battlefield (hot)
Drunk and hot, always keeping it real

Drinking to get lit up, she will ignite on fire
Trying to get lit up, you’ll bust into, flame on
Flying pixie, heat rising only higher
The light weight, will burn you and she, drinks a ton

Drinking to get lit up, she will ignite on fire
Trying to get lit up, you’ll bust into, flame on
Tipsy pixie, heat rising only higher
The light weight, will burn you and she, drinks a ton

The hotter the girl, the stronger the drink
Ain’t no act, girl is too drunk to think
Acts on impulse, sees everyone as a tool
So hot and on fire everyone knows she’s cool

Purifier alcohol and the flame are 200 proof
Pixie flying, and is about ready to burn the roof
Yelling, shouting, vowing revenge yet thinks she’s aloof
Her world’s on fire and is burning like those Scarlet Dogs (woof)

Drinking to get lit up, she will ignite on fire
Trying to get lit up, you’ll bust into, flame on
Flying pixie, heat rising only higher
The light weight, will burn you and she, drinks a ton

Drinking to get lit up, she will ignite on fire
Trying to get lit up, you’ll bust into, flame on
Tipsy pixie, heat rising only higher
The light weight, will burn you and she, drinks a ton

No shorty is hotter laying down the heat
She sets them on fire, and they make a retreat
Fire from hell isn’t as hot, and she’s hotter than the sun
Illiana the incinerator disposing of everyone

Illiana’s a trickster, deceptive, a lier
Get her drunk and be Baptized by fire
If you can’t take the heat get out of the kitchen
Out of the frying pan and the flames keep you twitching

Drinking to get lit up, she will ignite on fire
Trying to get lit up, you’ll bust into, flame on
Flying pixie, heat rising only higher
The light weight, will burn you and she, drinks a ton

Drinking to get lit up, she will ignite on fire
Trying to get lit up, you’ll bust into, flame on
Tipsy pixie, heat rising only higher
The light weight, will burn you and she, drinks a ton

Conflagration, and an inflammation causing a blister
Even when she’s drunk she has no interest in a mister
If she got any hotter she would turn into steam
Those roasted minions need some ointment and cream

The crazy pixie has more balls than Mouse
See her burning, burning down the house
Shouting out advice, leading the team to success
Partuur still doesn’t see that he has caused this mess

Partuur you dunked her into the drink, and made her mad
You gave her more than she knows, more than she’s ever had
Your plan and your fault when she joins me in AA (Alcoholics Always)
Look at what you’ve started, now what do you have to say

Illiana has lost control and has gotten heated up
Yet I’ve got what she needs, here we go, bottoms up
Knock back the bottles, this enchanter liquor
Keep on drinking, this dimension has plenty more

Illiana it’s time for you to get ill,
Hotter than a grill, burning with your skill
Illiana fire is your friend and support from your band
Illiana sing it girl while you’ve got the flames on hand

(Illiana says something drunken)

Drinking to get lit up, she will ignite on fire
Trying to get lit up, you’ll bust into, flame on
Flying pixie, heat rising only higher
The light weight, will burn you and she, drinks a ton

Drinking to get lit up, she will ignite on fire
Trying to get lit up, you’ll bust into, flame on
Tipsy pixie, heat rising only higher
The light weight, will burn you and she, drinks a ton

Hotter, hot, burn, fire, scalding, with the heat
Tipsy Pixie burn in time while I lay down the beat

Drinking to get lit up, she will ignite on fire
Trying to get lit up, you’ll bust into, flame on
Tipsy pixie, heat rising only higher
The light weight, will burn you and she, drinks a ton

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